1 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:05,922 Go Whitney! 2 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:08,216 We made shirts with your name on them! 3 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:11,761 Go Whitney! 4 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:14,929 I hope she sees us. 5 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:16,597 {\an8}Someone should start jumping up and down. 6 00:00:16,598 --> 00:00:18,725 {\an8}I would if I were wearing a more supportive bra. 7 00:00:18,726 --> 00:00:20,351 {\an8}I'm gonna grab a drink. 8 00:00:20,352 --> 00:00:21,728 {\an8}Does anybody want anything? It's on me. 9 00:00:21,729 --> 00:00:24,569 {\an8}If you're buying, you're gonna need extra set of hands for what I order. 10 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,904 Guys, this isn't good. They're the "N" and the "Y." 11 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:36,117 Scramble before someone takes a picture of us. 12 00:00:36,118 --> 00:00:38,453 Bela, keep scrambling! 13 00:00:38,454 --> 00:00:39,912 Hurry! This way! 14 00:00:39,913 --> 00:00:42,167 Wait, wait, wait! That's you! That's you! 15 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,045 Come on, Whitney! 16 00:00:57,932 --> 00:00:59,351 We got this! 17 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:03,853 That is why we put in the hard work! We're going to the playoffs, ladies! 18 00:01:03,854 --> 00:01:06,524 - One, two, three, Foxes! - Foxes! 19 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,569 Good game! Good game! 20 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,194 That was a hell of a goal, Chase. 21 00:01:11,195 --> 00:01:12,403 - Thank you. - How's the knee? 22 00:01:12,404 --> 00:01:14,530 It's good. Yeah. The cortisone really worked. 23 00:01:14,531 --> 00:01:17,158 I'm glad to hear it. We're gonna need you. 24 00:01:17,159 --> 00:01:18,159 Okay. 25 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:19,704 You little liar! 26 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:23,748 You told me you weren't taking anything for your knee. You got a cortisone shot? 27 00:01:23,749 --> 00:01:25,208 What else are you hiding? 28 00:01:25,209 --> 00:01:27,085 Are you banging another one of our coaches? 29 00:01:27,086 --> 00:01:29,337 Yeah, I didn't say anything because it's not that big of a deal. 30 00:01:29,338 --> 00:01:31,381 Yes, it is. Shots don't heal shit. 31 00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:33,925 They just mask the pain while the injury gets worse. 32 00:01:33,926 --> 00:01:35,929 Yeah, it just got us to the playoffs, didn't it? 33 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:37,136 I guess. 34 00:01:37,137 --> 00:01:39,681 Listen. I'm gonna do my best to get us to the championship, okay? 35 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:40,684 That's all that matters. 36 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:43,228 Whatever. It's your body. 37 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:45,436 Oh, yes! 38 00:01:45,437 --> 00:01:46,439 Hey! 39 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:48,523 Let's go! 40 00:01:48,524 --> 00:01:51,025 Yes, we won, but the game isn't over. 41 00:01:51,026 --> 00:01:53,820 The fight against single-use paper products continues. 42 00:01:53,821 --> 00:01:55,988 And in that match, we're all players! 43 00:01:55,989 --> 00:01:58,451 Thank you. I will sort that. 44 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,669 Well, big news. 45 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:11,629 Whitney isn't the only one who scored last night. 46 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:14,007 Oh, my God. You and Arvind finally had sex? How was it? 47 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:16,261 It was okay. 48 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:17,218 Just okay? 49 00:02:17,219 --> 00:02:20,346 It was a little more tender than I'm used to. 50 00:02:20,347 --> 00:02:23,516 At one point, he made extended eye contact and gently whispered... 51 00:02:23,517 --> 00:02:25,770 "You're my missing puzzle piece." 52 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,896 - Aw. - No. I don't want "aww" kind of sex. 53 00:02:28,897 --> 00:02:30,648 I want his hands slapping my ass, 54 00:02:30,649 --> 00:02:33,611 while throwing me around my twin XL like it's the octagon. 55 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:36,571 And spinning me in the air like pizza dough. 56 00:02:36,572 --> 00:02:38,865 - Okay. - Anyway, hopefully he'll learn. 57 00:02:38,866 --> 00:02:41,868 I have a little relationship update of my own. 58 00:02:41,869 --> 00:02:43,661 I'm think ready to take the next step with Cooper. 59 00:02:43,662 --> 00:02:45,288 That is so exciting. 60 00:02:45,289 --> 00:02:47,290 Should we throw a goodbye party for your virginity? 61 00:02:47,291 --> 00:02:50,835 I'm a Party City Rewards member, so I get free helium refills on balloons. 62 00:02:50,836 --> 00:02:53,921 Wait, what? No. I stayed a virgin with Calvin for 800 dates. 63 00:02:53,922 --> 00:02:56,051 I'm not giving it up to Cooper after five hangs. 64 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:59,304 The next step is giving Cooper the Good Partner Test. 65 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:02,221 Sorry, what the hell is the Good Partner Test? 66 00:03:02,222 --> 00:03:03,598 It's a ritual that's been passed down 67 00:03:03,599 --> 00:03:05,683 through many generations of women in my family. 68 00:03:05,684 --> 00:03:07,977 So what you do is put the person you're seeing 69 00:03:07,978 --> 00:03:09,854 through a series of tests that they're unaware of, 70 00:03:09,855 --> 00:03:12,815 so that you and your friends can determine if they're the right partner for you. 71 00:03:12,816 --> 00:03:14,650 Testing them without them knowing it? 72 00:03:14,651 --> 00:03:16,819 That's sadistic. I love it. 73 00:03:16,820 --> 00:03:18,321 And it can be very illuminating. 74 00:03:18,322 --> 00:03:20,823 The test is why my grandma broke up with Harry Witherspoon. 75 00:03:20,824 --> 00:03:23,242 He was handsome, but as it turns out, deranged. 76 00:03:23,243 --> 00:03:25,453 - Fondled cows. - Oh! 77 00:03:25,454 --> 00:03:27,955 Wait. So what kind of tests are we talking about? 78 00:03:27,956 --> 00:03:30,041 I'd love to tell you, but first... 79 00:03:30,042 --> 00:03:32,521 Bela, will you peel this orange for me? I don't wanna ruin my nails. 80 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,671 And what, my nails are just food for the dogs? 81 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:36,172 So that was a huge fail. 82 00:03:36,173 --> 00:03:37,842 That was the test? 83 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,218 This is thrilling! 84 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:42,345 Okay. Was the correct answer to get you a knife? 85 00:03:42,346 --> 00:03:45,100 - If you want half credit, maybe. - I got you. 86 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,017 See, this is the correct answer. 87 00:03:48,018 --> 00:03:49,560 That's not fair! She went last. She knew the rules. 88 00:03:49,561 --> 00:03:51,104 Honestly, this is so smart. 89 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:53,648 Imagine how much time we could save, knowing a guy is a dud right away, 90 00:03:53,649 --> 00:03:56,444 as supposed to finding out he sleeps with a teddy bear 10 dates in. 91 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,404 Yes, it did happen and I'm not talking about it. 92 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:02,115 Okay. Listen. What if we all cancel our plans tonight, 93 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:05,493 invite our guys over at different times and run some tests? 94 00:04:05,494 --> 00:04:07,455 Let's go. Consider my plans canceled. 95 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,663 Mine too. 96 00:04:08,664 --> 00:04:11,793 I don't have any, but consider all future invites declined. 97 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,504 All right. I gotta get stuff done tonight, but you guys have fun. 98 00:04:16,505 --> 00:04:17,714 You're not gonna do it with us? 99 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,215 I can't. I have a team lift later. 100 00:04:19,216 --> 00:04:20,925 You just made it into the playoffs! 101 00:04:20,926 --> 00:04:22,552 They don't give you a single night off? 102 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:25,432 I wish, but no. During playoffs, we practice harder. 103 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:29,559 If you need to lift, I have one-pounders. They give perfect tone with no bulk. 104 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,686 Come on, Whit. Just skip the practice. 105 00:04:31,687 --> 00:04:34,814 Your feet need a rest day, they're already too muscular. Plus... 106 00:04:34,815 --> 00:04:36,441 Plus don't you wanna see how well Isaiah does? 107 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:37,610 I know I do! 108 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,737 It's not just soccer, 109 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:43,573 I also have an Af-Am report due and a bunch of lab work. 110 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:46,117 Come on, Whit. You've been so busy this year. 111 00:04:46,118 --> 00:04:48,204 - We never get to see you. - It's true. 112 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,747 We haven't taken a single drunk selfie this week. 113 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:52,790 And it really won't be as much fun without you. 114 00:04:52,791 --> 00:04:53,960 Please? 115 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,460 Okay, fine! Let's do it. 116 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:56,586 - Yes! - Yes! 117 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:59,507 Okay. It's settled. Tonight, we test. 118 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:11,017 Okay. Bela, anything you're particularly concerned about in Arvind? 119 00:05:11,018 --> 00:05:14,520 I know that he's kind, but I want to make sure he's 120 00:05:14,521 --> 00:05:16,773 not afraid to be honest with me when I'm wrong, 121 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:20,276 because believe it or not, I don't always make the best choices. 122 00:05:20,277 --> 00:05:23,404 You? The person who used binoculars on the eclipse? Never! 123 00:05:23,405 --> 00:05:26,032 Oh, and I'd love to see if he has brute strength. 124 00:05:26,033 --> 00:05:28,993 I wanna feel like the guy I'm with is physically strong 125 00:05:28,994 --> 00:05:31,829 and that he can lift a car off my body. 126 00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:33,414 Why would there be a car on your body? 127 00:05:33,415 --> 00:05:36,169 See? He wouldn't ask questions like that. He'd just lift it. 128 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,128 Lift a car. 129 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,674 Arvind! 130 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,884 Hey, ladies! Who's ready for movie night? 131 00:05:44,885 --> 00:05:46,803 So, I was thinking we could watch this documentary 132 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:48,971 about an unlikely group of elementary students 133 00:05:48,972 --> 00:05:50,932 succeeding in a way you could never have imagined. 134 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:52,852 Spoiler alert, they win a quiz bowl. 135 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,689 Actually, Arvind, I don't know if I feel like a movie. 136 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,400 But you know what does sound good right now? 137 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:02,696 An orange. Arvind, could you peel one for me? 138 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,782 I would literally love to. 139 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,578 Here you go. 140 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:11,994 Bon appétit. 141 00:06:11,995 --> 00:06:14,080 I arranged the sections into the shape of a dolphin 142 00:06:14,081 --> 00:06:15,707 because I know that's your favorite animal. 143 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,751 Aw, and you removed all the pith so thoroughly. 144 00:06:18,752 --> 00:06:20,755 Oh, my God. Nothing pisses me off like pith. 145 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:27,510 I'm so glad you're here so I can get your honest opinion on this. 146 00:06:27,511 --> 00:06:31,891 I found it in a thrift store and I don't know if I can pull it off. 147 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:33,766 What do you think? 148 00:06:33,767 --> 00:06:34,894 Do you like it? 149 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,064 Can I pull off a large formal hat? 150 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:43,651 Wow. It certainly has a lot going on, a lot to take in. 151 00:06:43,652 --> 00:06:44,821 It looks heavy. 152 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,490 It is! It's weighted down to prevent wind lift. 153 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,115 But tell me what you really think, 154 00:06:49,116 --> 00:06:51,411 because if you like it, I'll wear it, a lot. 155 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,873 Yeah. I, um... 156 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:56,916 I... 157 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,875 do like it! 158 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:03,548 And I look forward to seeing you wear it all the time. 159 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:11,304 Other than the hat thing, which was a straight up disaster, 160 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:12,638 Arvind did a pretty good job! 161 00:07:12,639 --> 00:07:14,766 And in his defense, I didn't think the hat was so bad. 162 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:17,769 Yes, it was. But if it meant I could eat fruit in the shape of animals 163 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,062 off his toned body, 164 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:20,772 I'll wear it for him all he wants. 165 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,899 Thank you, Kacey. That was so helpful. 166 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,025 Right? 167 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:25,153 All right. Who's next? 168 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:33,242 So for me, the best partner is someone who's smart, charming, well-mannered. 169 00:07:33,243 --> 00:07:34,827 Someone I could bring home to my nana. 170 00:07:34,828 --> 00:07:36,871 I get that. I don't think I could date someone... 171 00:07:36,872 --> 00:07:40,958 who couldn't kick back, relax, and enjoy a cold V8 with my grandma. 172 00:07:40,959 --> 00:07:42,460 Most importantly though, I just need to know 173 00:07:42,461 --> 00:07:44,212 that Cooper is loyal and trustworthy. 174 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:46,381 I'd venture to guess that Cooper is the loyal type. 175 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:48,925 After Calvin, I learned that any guy could be a lying, cheating, 176 00:07:48,926 --> 00:07:50,929 - dirty scrote-bag from hell. - Oh. 177 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,751 And now's my chance to find out! 178 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,812 This rind is really thick. 179 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:05,151 I learned this key trick back in Scouts. 180 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:06,903 Oh, you were an Eagle Scout? 181 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:10,740 Well, no. I quit before my service project. 182 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:14,534 - Oof. - Yeah. They kicked my friend out 183 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:17,205 for criticizing their position on queer rights. 184 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,375 I left in solidarity. 185 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:26,047 Do I hear any more "oofs" from the oof gallery? 186 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,473 This is nice. 187 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:41,312 My roommates and I never really just sit around and stare at each other. 188 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,525 Here's your iced tea just like my nana makes, with extra ice. 189 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,236 Sorry, the glass is pretty wet from the condensation. 190 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,867 Do you have any other coasters or... 191 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:56,995 It seems like they're all occupied. Hmm. 192 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,302 Is something wrong? 193 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,347 Because it looks really cold. 194 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:19,726 No. It's all good. I'll just hold it. 195 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,943 That ended our vacation real fast. 196 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,072 Well, I need to go powder my nose. 197 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,699 Kacey, that's a great idea! Can we join? 198 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,699 Yes. I would love that. 199 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:39,118 Perfect. I also need to powder my nose. 200 00:09:39,119 --> 00:09:40,830 - We'll all go. - Okay. 201 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,334 I'll just chill here alone. 202 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:57,222 - Okay. Here goes. Send her in. - Yeah. 203 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,274 Oh, sorry. I thought this was Whitney's room. 204 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:12,904 Yeah, it is. She and all her roommates went to the bathroom at the same time. 205 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,992 Operation Whitney's wet hot friend has commenced. 206 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,951 Can I borrow a towel? 207 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,453 I got caught in the sprinklers on the quad. 208 00:10:22,454 --> 00:10:26,543 Uh, yeah. Sorry, I don't know where they keep their towels. 209 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:28,710 I should probably change. 210 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:31,170 I'm sure Whitney won't mind if I just borrow some of her clothes. 211 00:10:31,171 --> 00:10:32,340 Wait. Um... 212 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,468 I'll give you some privacy. 213 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,187 I've seen all I need. 214 00:10:48,188 --> 00:10:50,189 Cooper did so well! 215 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:51,232 I agree. 216 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,526 I can't say I would have passed. She was hot. 217 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:54,527 He killed it. 218 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:58,197 Maybe he wasn't perfect at everything... 219 00:10:58,198 --> 00:10:59,701 but it was perfect for me. 220 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:04,078 Can I go now? I have a dissertation to defend tomorrow. 221 00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:06,080 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 222 00:11:06,081 --> 00:11:07,792 Thank you. Thanks so much for coming. 223 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:11,669 Whitney, it's your turn. 224 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:14,341 Oh, I don't know. Isaiah is probably busy. Let's just skip him. 225 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:17,633 Skip him? No way. No skips allowed. 226 00:11:17,634 --> 00:11:20,094 Come on! Isaiah's so smooth. 227 00:11:20,095 --> 00:11:22,180 Don't you wanna just rattle him a little bit? 228 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:26,059 I guess. But I don't even know what I'd wanna test. 229 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,063 There has to be something you're curious about. 230 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,647 I guess I'd wanna know that he could handle the real me, 231 00:11:31,648 --> 00:11:33,316 not just the perfect version I put forward. 232 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,735 Got it. So we're gonna test whatever Whitney just said 233 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,781 and how many shirtless push-ups Isaiah can do. 234 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,909 What? Pantsless? 235 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:44,327 Okay, freaks, if that's what you want. 236 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,328 Pantsless. 237 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,376 Who's hungry and/or thirsty? 238 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:55,048 I love oranges and I certainly haven't had one today. 239 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,300 Yeah, I'll take one. 240 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,010 Why are you throwing this at me? 241 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,138 Peel it for me! 242 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,143 I don't work for you. Peel your own damn orange. 243 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,476 Okay. 244 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,188 Oh, no! 245 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,774 Kacey? What's happening? 246 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:18,528 I blew out all my wood wick candles and it set off the smoke alarm! 247 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,822 I'm scared! What do I do? 248 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,117 I got this. 249 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,520 All right, smoke's gone. Are you guys okay? 250 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,678 Yeah. Here. I can take that and air it out for you. 251 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,845 It's fine. It's okay. 252 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,225 No, I insist you keep it off. I'll hang it outside the window. 253 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,603 Thank you. 254 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,439 Okay. 255 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,690 Thanks again for saving our lives. 256 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:58,611 It was just a candle, but you're welcome. 257 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,361 Isaiah, you know what I'm realizing? 258 00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,780 You've never seen my room! 259 00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:03,908 You wanna check it out? 260 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,453 Okay. 261 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:17,378 - The fuck? Someone lives here? - Sure do! 262 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:20,506 Hey, did you want a clean shirt? I'm sure there's one here somewhere. 263 00:13:20,507 --> 00:13:21,674 I'll check the floor pile. 264 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,134 I think I'm good. 265 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,264 Nonsense. I'm gonna start digging. You make yourself at home. 266 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,850 Oh, here's one. Nope. Wait. It's wet for some reason. 267 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,312 How do you live like this? 268 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:37,190 I've been thinking, I'd love it if we could spend more time here. 269 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,402 Switch it up between our places. That work? 270 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,527 Uh, I don't think so. 271 00:13:41,528 --> 00:13:44,364 Your place is a straight up biohazard. 272 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,783 And I think the government should get involved. 273 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,620 I need a shower. 274 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,375 What just happened? 275 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:58,169 I know, right? God, he blew it real bad. 276 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,420 He threw an orange at me 277 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,089 and overreacted to a little bit of clutter. 278 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:05,009 No, Whitney, I'm talking about you. It felt like you wanted him to fail. 279 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,553 Yeah, Kacey's right. You violently threw that orange at him 280 00:14:07,554 --> 00:14:09,514 like you wanted him to be defensive. 281 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,600 And that's not a little bit of clutter, no one would wanna be in that room. 282 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,186 Speaking of, why did the mess have to enter my side? 283 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,938 And why did it have to include gravel? 284 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,482 Whitney, the test doesn't work if you don't give them a chance. 285 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,527 I didn't even wanna do this in the first place. You all pushed me to. 286 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:26,197 No. We were just having fun and now you're being all weird about it. 287 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,409 Because I kissed someone else. 288 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:28,574 Are you kidding me? 289 00:14:28,575 --> 00:14:29,992 - What? - Seriously? 290 00:14:29,993 --> 00:14:31,037 Who did you kiss? 291 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,414 Just some guy in the fish lab. 292 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,751 You kissed someone behind Isaiah's back? 293 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,293 Yeah, but it's not about that. 294 00:14:39,294 --> 00:14:41,462 How is it not about that? You cheated. 295 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,548 You're making it sound worse than it is. 296 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,967 It's not the same thing that happened with you and Calvin. 297 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,595 - It's not? - No. 298 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,222 I... 299 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:53,599 I think I kissed someone else because I'm unhappy, you know? 300 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,269 Like, I wouldn't have done it if I liked Isaiah. 301 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,729 Interesting way to justify it. 302 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,108 You know what? Um, I shouldn't have brought it up. 303 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,233 Let's just forget about it. 304 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,487 Well, I guess I'm next. 305 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,906 The tough thing about Brian is that I don't know as much about him 306 00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:10,408 as all of you know about your people. 307 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,785 Like, I know that we're academically aligned 308 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:16,291 and that I think he's cute, but that's it. 309 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,043 So really, any test would be helpful. 310 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,128 We'll do the standard panel. 311 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:25,216 Brian. You showed up at exactly the time I sent you, down to the minute. 312 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,258 We were just enjoying some fresh fruits. 313 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,939 I really used to love oranges before this. 314 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,374 Would you mind peeling one for me? 315 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:33,933 Is this a test? 316 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,246 You're all looking at me like this is a test. 317 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,771 A test? How could this possibly be... 318 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,212 You're judging me based on whether or not I'd peel the orange? 319 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,777 Or how fast I'd do it? 320 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,153 Either way... 321 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,655 done. 322 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:50,573 Is anyone else terrified? 323 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:51,616 I'm sorry, this is a test. 324 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,721 We're trying to get to know the people we're seeing better. 325 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,790 Lucky for you... I love tests. 326 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,709 So... fire away. 327 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:03,503 Okay. I guess I'll just ask you a bunch of questions 328 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,254 and judge you based on your answers? 329 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,925 I would love nothing more. 330 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,426 - Hometown? - Chicago. 331 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,720 - What do your parents do? - Mom, dental hygienist, Dad, dentist. 332 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,639 - But that's not how they met. - Pets? Lucky numbers? 333 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,768 - Are you trying to get my passwords? - Clever. 334 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,352 - Favorite sport? - Baseball. 335 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,980 - Do you play? - Dad wishes. 336 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,231 - Favorite museum. - Too many to list. 337 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,608 - What scares you? - Fish with teeth. 338 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,110 Ready for some hypotheticals? 339 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,152 You bet your ass I am. 340 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,613 You're at a coffee shop, but all you get is a wrapped cookie. 341 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,701 - How much do you tip? - Did I use the bathroom? 342 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,620 No. 343 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,164 20%, rounding up to the next dollar. 344 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,290 Food service workers are marginalized and paid way less than they should be. 345 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,918 - Tips are how people make a living wage. - Mmm! 346 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,503 I haven't texted you back in eight hours. 347 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,505 Do you call my friends or the police? 348 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,218 Neither. I know you're at the library finishing homework, 349 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,010 and that place has the worst reception on campus. 350 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,094 Damn. You're good. 351 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:56,057 - Mmm. - I could do this all night. 352 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,268 Okay. Last question. 353 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:02,063 What is the worst thing one of your exes would say about you? 354 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,943 Theoretically? Probably an exaggeration of some small truth. 355 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:12,864 I feel like exes will vilify you always if they want to, 356 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,657 no matter what's true, right? 357 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:20,081 But can I ask you what would all of your exes say about you? 358 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,919 You're asking us questions now? 359 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,424 That I looked through his phone like a jealous maniac. 360 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,675 Probably that I had too high expectations for him. 361 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,763 Or that I pronounce it Barthelona. 362 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:38,097 Celebrity impressions during. Celebrity impressions after. 363 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,560 Don't bring Borat into the bedroom. 364 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,982 Oh, I don't know. I've only had one ex, 365 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,735 and I don't know what he'd say about me. 366 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,074 Kacey, I'm normally against your archaic views 367 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,619 on relationships, gender, and dating, but this rocked. 368 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,496 Oh, my God. It so rocked. 369 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,623 I learned so much about Brian. 370 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,709 And isn't it cool that we have the same favorite playlist on Spotify? 371 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,338 Relaxing Fireplace Sounds. 372 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,424 You're welcome, Kimberly. And you're welcome, everybody. 373 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,592 And now it's time for the good friend test, 374 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:17,762 who wants to clean up? 375 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:21,976 Uh, actually, we're not quite done yet. 376 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,144 Come in! 377 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,274 Hey, everyone. 378 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,424 I brought that textbook you wanted to borrow, Whit. 379 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,826 I didn't know you were taking 18th Century Economics. 380 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,868 Now that I have the book, learning can begin. 381 00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,704 - Okay. - You wanna come in? 382 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,791 Sure. What's up? 383 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,211 Would you mind getting me an orange? 384 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,170 You want me to get you an orange that's right in front of you? 385 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,675 - Mmm-hmm. - All right. 386 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,050 Don't go ask me to peel it for you. 387 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:59,554 Ooh. Actually... 388 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,222 You better have just got your nails done. 389 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,141 I did. I swear. Just don't look at them. 390 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,144 That's what I thought. 391 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,310 See how hard it is? 392 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,524 Yeah. Damn. I see why you wanted me to do this. 393 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:14,944 So, this is my room this year. 394 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:17,157 Whitney. No! 395 00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,907 Looks like a human hamster cage in here. 396 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,617 Listen, I've been busy. 397 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,830 Is that my hoodie that I let you borrow last year? 398 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,414 My poor hoodie lost to the mess? 399 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,833 Yes, it is. I'm sorry. 400 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,504 I'm going in. Stay strong. 401 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,422 I'm coming for you. 402 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,715 Oh, I just stepped on something squishy. 403 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,091 Whitney, get a piece of paper. 404 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,426 - I don't have any piece of paper. - This is disgusting. 405 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,181 I can give you this. 406 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,307 - Sorry. - What's going on here? 407 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,936 Well, this has been a very strange visit. 408 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,898 Can't help but feel like I'm missing something... 409 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,612 - but have a good night - You too. 410 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,908 Does this mean what I think? 411 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,496 Oh, my God. Canaan's the one you kissed. 412 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,664 Yeah. 413 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,459 - No way. - Oh, my God. 414 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,126 I was nervous to tell you because, you know, 415 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,212 we didn't end well once, and our history is so messy. 416 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,630 But do you like him? 417 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,882 Scary to think that I do. 418 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,801 That's why I wanted to test him, to see if it was even real. 419 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:20,929 How do you think he did? 420 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:25,058 Halfway through, I stopped caring. I just liked being with him. 421 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,895 I feel bad I did this behind Isaiah's back. 422 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,815 And I get it if you think less of me. 423 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,109 Of course not. 424 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,694 I'm sorry that I called you a cheater. 425 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,321 I think I'm still a little bit sensitive about all of that. 426 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,450 I get it. I would be too. 427 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:47,495 Thank you for making us do the test. I got the clarity I needed. 428 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,708 The Good Partner Test never fails. 429 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,792 And may you carry it forward to many generations of women to come. 430 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,712 Oh, I will not teach my children this test. 431 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,048 But it was a lot of fun. 432 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,322 This is a surprise. 433 00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,493 I need you in that bed immediately. 434 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,873 It's a twin-XL. You're gonna love it. 435 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,039 I think you might be the best person I've ever dated. 436 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:39,049 Same. It's just between you and Emily, but it's really not a competition. 437 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,467 And am I the best person you've ever slept with? 438 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,303 Yeah. It's the same two people, but the answer is still yes. 439 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,304 Wait. 440 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,015 - You've only slept with two people? - Yeah. 441 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,143 - How many people have you slept with? - I don't know, like, 20? 442 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,144 Twenty? 443 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,064 Yeah. 444 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:56,732 Really? 445 00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:00,861 Is something wrong? 446 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:04,238 Uh... No, I just... 447 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,868 I realized I should probably get back to my reading. 448 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:10,578 Yeah. Not a lot of cliff hangers in Proust, 449 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:13,917 but I'm excited to see how this ends, so... 450 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:16,795 Right. 451 00:22:57,252 --> 00:23:00,962 Hey. Hi. Sorry, I know that this is weird, 452 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:05,717 but my roommates and I were having a conversation about past relationships 453 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,179 and I have to ask you something. 454 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,182 Okay. What's up? 455 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,102 Why did you cheat on me? 456 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,479 Kacey, I don't... 457 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:23,359 Oh, no, it's okay. I don't wanna rehash anything, really. 458 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:27,198 I just wanna know why. 459 00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,908 I never wanted to hurt you. 460 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,202 And I felt like shit while it was happening. 461 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,622 I still do, 462 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:39,544 it's just... I didn't wanna not have sex for all four years of college. 463 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:43,046 And I knew you wanted to wait, and we agreed on it, 464 00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,423 so that's on me and I was completely in the wrong 465 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:49,346 but really, it wasn't about you at all. It was about me. 466 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,475 I knew I was gonna break eventually. 467 00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:56,394 And I think any guy would. 468 00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:01,983 - So... - Thank you.